This is not what I meant by "Well Dressed"!

 While getting ready for college I was talking on a phone with my college buddy "Man, today is Saree Day and all hot girls will come wearing sexy sarees. We should also go well dressed and try our luck with some hot chick, buddy."

My sister overheard my conversation and I don't know what meaning she took out by my word "well dressed", she transformed me into a beautiful girl wearing this hot saree...and I have no option now but to attend college like this only.

I am just afraid, seeing me like this, my friends will surely try their best to have their chances on me.